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Monday, June 29, 2009

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we would like to present to you the
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ARIES
March 21-April 19

You may feel somewhat weighed down by your possessions, but now is a good time for you to see about getting out from under. A garage sale or eBay-fest is perfect for cleaning house!

TAURUS
April 20-May 20

You're possessed of a quiet intensity that locks onto a few other people and binds you all together. It's a great day to be part of your family, however you define that term, so embrace the right people.

GEMINI
May 21-June 21

See if you can get your people to slow down a little today, even though most of them -- yourself included -- are feeling somewhat antsy. It's time to exercise patience and restraint.

CANCER
June 22-July 22

Throw a party tonight -- it can be totally spontaneous and still a hit! Even if it's just a few close friends for dinner, you can feel the good energy drawing you all closer together with ease.

LEO
July 23-August 22

Use your social energy to start spreading more of the truth about you and your life out in the world -- there's enough rumors to throw some folks off-balance! It's easy to get back to normal, though.

VIRGO
August 23-September 22

Try to wrap your head around some new idea or concept that is making its way through your world -- it's easier than you'd think! Your mental energy can absorb almost anything, of any size.

LIBRA
September 23-October 22

It's so easy to get people to see your point of view that you might almost refrain -- it feels like cheating! If you really need to swing things, though, you know just what to do about it.

SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21

Not all new ideas are bad ones -- you need to make a big show out of hearing someone out. It may just lead to something new and big and exciting, so let go of your doubts for one day. SAGITTARIUS
November 22-December 21

It's the perfect day for you to see about getting your bills and paperwork in order -- even if you have a pile that rivals a landfill! Your attention to detail is quite strong right now, so go for it.

CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19

Show your partner what they mean to you -- or start wooing someone, if you're single! Your amazing energy is a sure hit with the right person, so go forth with confidence and you can't go wrong!

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18

Try to shift your mind back a few years or more -- you've got to reconcile yourself with some earlier events. It's the best possible time for you to put your past, present and future in order.

PISCES
February 19-March 20

If you're single, now is a great time to turn heads. If you're coupled, you may want to spend some quiet time with your partner, as the odds are good that you should be in the zone together.

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Last Reminder from Aly

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Monday, June 15, 2009

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From: Bernice Long

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we would like to present to you the
Free Horoscope
June 15,2009

ARIES
March 21-April 19

It's way too easy for you to get a little frustrated with your friends or coworkers -- none of them seem to know what time it is! There's no way to fill them in, so wait them out for now.

TAURUS
April 20-May 20

Try not to hold back today -- all of the most important people in your world are on your side. You may be surprised at how it all shakes out later today, but in retrospect, it all makes sense.

GEMINI
May 21-June 21

Change is in the air now, and while you can't control it, you can help to guide it in the right direction. See if you can make a few dreams come true -- it's easier than you'd think right now!

CANCER
June 22-July 22

Let your imagination wander freely today -- your creative side is much more active, and you may bust out with a few new answers that nobody could have seen yesterday. Don't back down!

LEO
July 23-August 22

Not everything that seems great really is great -- but you knew that already! You may need to take even longer to come to that final decision that it seems like everyone you know is waiting for.

VIRGO
August 23-September 22

Expect to do a lot of waiting today -- bring a book or something equally entertaining. It's not that people aren't respectful of your time, it's just that they can't seem to get a handle on their own.

LIBRA
September 23-October 22

Everyone seems to know what's best for you -- yet they can't seem to agree! It's a good time for you to look at every side of every important question, though that should get a bit overwhelming for the moment.

SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21

Today is perfect for dreaming up ideas for later projects -- or for embarking on new journeys, if you've got the time and resources! Your great emotional energy is a huge asset to you.

SAGITTARIUS
November 22-December 21

Be careful about losing valuables or misplacing passwords -- you've got your mind elsewhere. If you're dealing with anything of importance, you need to make sure that you're aware of it.

CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19

You need to make sure that you're focused today -- but it's not that hard. The only hitch may be that others nearby are all scattered and in need of your assistance, but you can handle them with ease.

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18

Don't overextend yourself today, though it may be hard to avoid the temptation. You need to settle down and let yourself think through every option before choosing one definitively.

PISCES
February 19-March 20

Your help is vital to making sure that a new work or home project gets off the ground. You should be able to provide much more than usual, surprising and pleasing at least one key player.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

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